Aaron Rodgers’ Nicolas Cage obsession has entered Packers locker room
Aaron Rodgers has a Nicolas Cage bust to show within the Inexperienced Bay Packers locker room.
After coming into coaching camp dressed as Cameron Poe, Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers is formally worshipping Nicolas Cage as his false idol.
Blessed with a bust of Cage to place in his locker, we’re one step nearer to the two-time reigning NFL MVP practising voodoo like Pedro Cerrano did within the Cleveland locker room again within the ’80s within the neighborhood of Charlie Sheen. Not since Nic Cage himself paid Javy a go to has there been a person extra keen to create a cult shrine to the pay homage to this insufferable weight of large expertise.
With the facility of Nic Cage on his aspect, Rodgers will likely be Gone in 60 Seconds after sipping his tea.
Aaron Rodgers’ bust of Nicolas Cage is next-level bizarre, however so par for the course
How certain can we be that when Rodgers talks about dealing with off with the Lions or Vikings he’s not referring to swapping faces with Jared Goff or Kirk Cousins? If that have been to occur, the Lions could be a freaking wagon, man, below knee-capping head coach Dan Campbell. If Rodgers did face swap with Cousins, Vikings followers would really like that, whereas Packers followers will endure in primetime.
Fact be informed, Rodgers is teammates with many males who weren’t born when Cage first determined to depart Las Vegas. We are able to in all probability depend on one hand the quantity of Packers gamers at present who weren’t in diapers when Hello was stealing diapers whereas making an attempt to Elevate Arizona. It should come as no shock what Rodgers’ mugshot will look when he tries to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Finally, we’re simply going to ask ourselves how did this Packers’ season get burnt to a crisp. Anyone didn’t put the bunny again within the field, I’m afraid. Sadly, there is just one approach that is going to finish. After worshipping a false idol on a distant island within the Pacific Ocean, will probably be like the ultimate scene of The Wicker Man for ole Aaron “Nicolas Cage” Rodgers. Simply one other bee film…
The query is that if he will likely be halfway by one other PK cleanse when he collects his subsequent Oscar.