Broncos Nation, let’s slide!: Russell Wilson works out, hoping 12 months two in Denver works out
Simply after I thought Denver Broncos quarterback Russell Wilson couldn’t be any cornier, this delectable piece of viral video content material surfaced on the web on a June Saturday afternoon.
I don’t even know what to say any extra about Denver Broncos quarterback Russell Wilson…
After a season that was so unhealthy that it’d really preserve him out of Canton, Wilson hit the fitness center so exhausting, hoping to not slide any additional down the NFL‘s quarterbacking hierarchy. He’s nearer to final than he’s to first in his mid-30s. As a 30-something myself, getting previous sucks. Every little thing hurts and only a few individuals like the person I’ve turn into. And with that, I can relate to Wilson right here.
All my life, I’ve been searching for something, prayed for someone like you: He’s my every little thing!
I’ll give AL.com’s Andrew Hammond all of the credit score for uplifting this: Broncos Nation, let’s slide!
That is the corniest factor I’ve seen since in search of a protracted, misplaced baseball on the Discipline of Desires…
Russell Wilson needs Broncos Nation to slip up out of the AFC West basement
I hate to inform y’all this, however I don’t have that Wolverine blood in me. Though I’ve by no means been on a transatlantic flight earlier than, I can assure you that I cannot be doing excessive knees in the course of the aisle for 4 hours, whereas full strangers sleep mere toes from my toes. And if I broke one in every of my fingers once more, I’m not going to do 19 hours of steady rehab on it as a result of I’ve to sleep.
Will any of this train assist Wilson return to glory, or extra importantly, assist the Broncos return to the postseason? I sincerely doubt it, however I like being confirmed improper. It has been a seven-year itch from hell for Broncos Nation. They’ve by no means been down this unhealthy earlier than. However like Sean Payton leaving the FOX studio set after just one 12 months for all that Walmart cash, I too will be persuaded.
Finally, that is simply who Wilson is. It’s simply par for the course. We would have liked some cringeworthy content material to sink our chompers into as a result of soccer is life, and we’re straight-up hooked on it. The one method this might have been higher is that if Jim Harbaugh was powering by way of the awkwardness and did this exercise himself, attempting to impress The Walton-Penners for the gig he misplaced to Payton.
In what would be the twenty fifth anniversary of John Elway’s remaining season, right here’s to a rematch in Las Vegas!
