Did Patriots signal their Lamar Jackson stand-in as a UDFA?
The New England Patriots have signed imitation Lamar Jackson within the type of former Louisville star quarterback Malik Cunningham.
Lamar Jackson stands out as the Baltimore Ravens‘ beginning quarterback now and going ahead, however the New England Patriots have lengthy cherished quarterbacks who can run and performed at Louisville.
When it was up within the air as to the place Jackson would play this season, New England was type of all the time within the combine. He would go from one sturdy soccer tradition to a different, whereas concurrently with the ability to make up for offensive deficiencies. Even when Jackson is extra Maryland than soccer and crab truffles, good for the Patriots getting their serving to of imitation crab in Malik Cunningham.
By signing Cunningham to a record-setting contract for an undrafted free agent, we all know what sort of quarterback will get them within the feels, dawg…
New England Patriots signal imitation crab Lamar Jackson in Malik Cunningham
Look. I’m not hating on imitation crab. It’s scrumptious, makes my sushi further tasty, however I do know what it’s. Cunningham did have his moments at Louisville, however I don’t suppose I’d have performed my greatest soccer for opportunist extraordinaire Scott Satterfield both. I imply, he left Louisville for regional rival Cincinnati proper earlier than they confronted one another at Fenway Park for probably the most sacred Keg of Nails.
To be frank, Louisville has type of been various shades of an unmitigated catastrophe ever since Jackson turned professional. The air couldn’t have escaped sooner out of the hog-heathened whoopee cushion referred to as Bobby Petrino. All of the whereas, the boys’s basketball crew had fewer wins than the Louisville Cardinals’ mascot has tooth. I want I used to be kidding, however I counted and I’m not incorrect right here.
As for the Patriots, I hope this works out for them as a result of it actually looks like they’re flinging stuff on the wall offensively to see what sticks. I’m not saying Invoice Belichick is aware of much less about offense than Jeff Fisher, however the Patriots have shortly grow to be the AFC equal of Jeff Fisher 7-9 B.S. after Tom Brady went to the Florida Gulf Coast to reside a candy, semi-retired life for energetic seniors.
Total, I’d like to be confirmed incorrect by what the Patriots do offensively, however I’m type of extra within the vein of McEnroe Jones lately. I’m not breaking rackets on the garden, however I get why he’s inflicting a racket on the sidelines. Physique language be damned, that is his profession we’re speaking about! So if the Patriots are getting out of the McCorkle enterprise, then let it journey with this Big Red Louie.
Not less than Cunningham might be getting extra love from the Patriots than Satterfield ever confirmed him.
